The thong goodbye

News - The Mirror, UK

The thong goodbye and good riddance to this hideous piece of torture says Fashion Editor Amber Graafland. There is a god, girls. The bottom has finally fallen out of the thong market.

Sales have fallen by 17 per cent in a year, showing that women are finally turning their backs on the most hideous piece of lingerie since the chastity belt.

Tarty, unsightly and like straddling a piece of cheese wire, this sadistic piece of underwear has finally been rejected in favour of more comfortable alternatives.

This ridiculous excuse for a pair of knickers should have remained confined to the strip clubs they came from way back in the 1930s.

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