Cure for the syndrome of 'no-butt'

I do not have this problem: "Bubbles is a comfortable and sexy solution to a well-known syndrome familiar to the unshapely woman otherwise known as 'no-butt'. No goofy, uncomfortable, padded underwear here!" says Karen Jones, founder of Sweet and Vicious LLC, which now grants exclusive distributorship to Laura di Laura Campiotti for the Bubbles Butt Boosting Lingerie brand