Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Swimming in black lacy underwear

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Dismay turned to irritation as she pranced out of the changing rooms into the Jacuzzi in her black lacy underwear, claiming to have left her swimming kit at home. Yeah right. I buried my head in the water to escape the flirt routine and morphed into some Fanny Durack, but flailing legs and groping hands at the other end of the pool only steamed my goggles and increased my blood pressure.

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