Question of philosophy

Hhmm… if my new luscious bikini isn’t worn abroad it makes me think of the old philosophy question: if a tree fell down in the woods and no one was around to listen would the tree make a sound? Perhaps I can make up a new philosophy question with my bikini saga. (Can you tell I am a little disappointed about the no showing of a bikini?)

Question: If I wore my bikini out and no one was around to see it would it still look good?